A Chrysler 300 looks like a phantom until a phantom pulls up

Yeah because prayers down bitch

failing in life to MAGA pipeline never disappoints

We are so blessed

Gave my friends Christmas cards with my face edited on it. Should I be annoying and run it back for Valentine’s Day?

Like come on it’s a cute tradition

Me in every situation

how it feels bothering the same 3 people everyday

Do you want the house tour I could take you to the first, second, third floor

i love this genre of pics

Victoria Monet needs her ass beat for making Big Boss only one minute

Harvey from TMZ kidnapped that lady’s mama or has something to do with it. He’s too happy sharing these updates.

I’m actually more at peace after

SZA your influence

That meme of SpongeBob throwing those flower petals is going to be me today. Go ahead and block me now.

I hope any nigga who has ever done wrong by my friends explodes today.

while i don’t have a valentine, i also don’t have to look at a gift basket with socks, deodorant and slim jim’s in it and say “aww thanks bae” so let’s celebrate that!!

And when will I learn bone straight hair doesn’t fit my face