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BBenchoff 𝕏

@bbenchoff

Embedded Journalist and Insecurity Researcher

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linkhttps://github.com/bbenchoff calendar_today26-05-2012 02:29:04

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This carbrain doesn't want a to make Geary Blvd safer for pedestrians or improve transit by adding a dedicated bus lane, anyway here's the yelp page for his business, just in case you were curious: yelp.com/biz/joe-s-ice-…

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Hey Temp, there are three lines that use west portal and somehow you're running 20 minute headways at 9:30 am on a Monday. I'm not saying space out the K and M. I'm saying run more trains. Jesus.

Hey <a href="/sfmta/">Temp</a>, there are three lines that use west portal and somehow you're running 20 minute headways at 9:30 am on a Monday.

I'm not saying space out the K and M. I'm saying run more trains. Jesus.
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I would like to point out that I control the World Pog Federation twitter account, and 1) I have nothing to do with this, too lowbrow and 2) I'll be going after these people

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Ap style is predicted on conciseness, or fitting the most text in a piece, because the length of a story is give in 'inches', how many lines of text it takes in a dead-tree newspaper. Dead tree newspapers are gone, and there is no limit on the Internet.

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I am in key largo, where the government dosed people and dolphins with LSD, and also someone jacked off the dolphin. There's a restaurant next to where they did this. On Fridays there's a fish fry.

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I lost a server in my house. I know this ssid is mine, but I don't remember the password and I have no idea where the machine physically _is_.

I lost a server in my house. I know this ssid is mine, but I don't remember the password and I have no idea where the machine physically _is_.
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It wasn't him. The guy was too spry. It sure as hell looked like him though. And that's why I'm not in jail right now. An old guy looked too spry

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I'm compiling 60 kloc of C on a Power Macintosh G3. Though to be fair, I'm not using a spinning rust hard drive, I'm using a Compact Flash card I pulled out of an old digital camera.