Yeah, bro, you should totally test those fireworks you bought this weekend. Make sure they're good for the fourth of July.

I am begging these people to start protesting the Ford motor company

This carbrain doesn't want a to make Geary Blvd safer for pedestrians or improve transit by adding a dedicated bus lane, anyway here's the yelp page for his business, just in case you were curious: yelp.com/biz/joe-s-ice-…

hey The Marine Mammal Center need to report a very, very dead baby porpoise on Ocean Beach, just a bit north of Santiago, 37.7440 -122.5089

HOW DOES ANYONE HAVE LEFTOVER FIREWORKS WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE

Hey Temp, there are three lines that use west portal and somehow you're running 20 minute headways at 9:30 am on a Monday. I'm not saying space out the K and M. I'm saying run more trains. Jesus.

I would like to point out that I control the World Pog Federation twitter account, and 1) I have nothing to do with this, too lowbrow and 2) I'll be going after these people

Ap style is predicted on conciseness, or fitting the most text in a piece, because the length of a story is give in 'inches', how many lines of text it takes in a dead-tree newspaper. Dead tree newspapers are gone, and there is no limit on the Internet.

I told y'all when this dork was my boss and just... Didn't pay me, right?

I am in key largo, where the government dosed people and dolphins with LSD, and also someone jacked off the dolphin. There's a restaurant next to where they did this. On Fridays there's a fish fry.

GWAR live in the Vegas sphere but they replace all the LEDs with nozzles that shoot fake blood

I lost a server in my house. I know this ssid is mine, but I don't remember the password and I have no idea where the machine physically _is_.

All these maker faires and I've still never seen a clock designed by someone having a stroke

"Why does my bed use $20 in electricity every night???"

A screencap from a political ad:

It wasn't him. The guy was too spry. It sure as hell looked like him though. And that's why I'm not in jail right now. An old guy looked too spry

I'm compiling 60 kloc of C on a Power Macintosh G3. Though to be fair, I'm not using a spinning rust hard drive, I'm using a Compact Flash card I pulled out of an old digital camera.

So everyone in SF is down to be polyamorous but can’t handle sharing an employee?