The most important news from today's reshuffle:

I’ve NEVER felt this crazy before in my life

I miss my wedding

Absolutely fat and knackered

I need a holiday lol

Down with the sickness & not in the good way

-.-

I wonder if I will ever have a non-chaotic autumn again, ever?

i hate gay halloween because wdym you're wearing the freudian slip???

Spoons

Every fibre of my being detests commuting when public transport is involved

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I refuse to believe today is real life

All I want in life is to walk up mountains and make art (separately)

Bring back the snow you cowards

Literally everything is annoying

Due to the sheer incompetence of U.K. trains I have to give myself such a buffer when commuting and it’s equally annoying on the sheer rare occasion they’re on time because now what am I meant to do with my time??? Angry at the fact I could have had more minutes sleep

Wish I lived in Japan where the trains just work

Idea: just get rid of uk train timetables because they’re worthless given none run on time

Stuck in a loop where I constantly feel like I’m going to work