Ryan Seacrest is either silently dying of AIDS or taking unnecessary ozempic.

Republicans acting like ONLY lazy, entitled people are on government assistance... Democrats acting like it's only your grandma who just got diagnosed with cancer and the kids she supports.

The hole in the wall closest to the camera was made while I was working on this house by the person living there. Her mother kept telling me to just ignore her and fix the heat. I've gotta start carrying on me instead of just in the van

Braves paying coaches more than competitors... Free agents should be next

After 4 months the cat still seems disinterested in the baby but also seems to angrily claim her floor pads.

Shane Beamer sounds like a dude who wants to end the relationship, but is too soft to just block her number

BALLS

Really wanna beat Bama in the SEC championship because winning against Ole Miss with no Lane Kiffin seems hollow... Also don't want to put myself through another UGA-Bama game so this Iron Bowl is fucking me up

Day care says that my baby doesn't sleep much during the day. Of course she doesn't! We got her sleeping 8-9 hours a night!! Lady, I pay you good money to keep her entertained. 😂

Told my trainee that AI became mainstream because people are too fucking stupid to think for themselves and if he uses it then he's one of the people it's made for. It offended him and I can't imagine why

LMAO We had to do that with a woman we fired. Love Jen but she raised the auto insurance for everyone and I still am fixing things she left behind...

Falcons are absolutely infuriating. 6-9 record and looking like they are world beaters

This game has been 4 quarters of dogshit football.

Offense starting to dial it in, defense makes a couple adjustments and we'll be alright.

BALL

Braves look like they're ready to let me down late in the season. Baseball is back and the Bargeron house is happy.

Need WBC Ronald back ASAP

The Braves haven't lost a series yet this season. 10 series wins and 1 split. Incredible way to open the year.