Being a hot 20-something woman with a male 40-something boss is like vintage mad men vibes

This is how I know we’re nearing the end

Wait no THIS is how I know we’re nearing the end

bf giving me shit about transporting edibles in my Invisalign case as if I’m not a genius for doing so 😤

AOC's dress is performative. criticizing the dress is also performative. everything is performative. we're all performing. welcome to clown school

Single family only zoning is officially dead in California. Pretty amazing.

Everyone younger than me is annoying 🙇🏼‍♀️

I do not like it when people talk about “nerves” or “glands” 😖

I have spent more time trying to make a decision about new knobs for my dresser than I did on where I went to college

It never would have been possible to go back & remake my previous work, uncovering lost art & forgotten gems along the way if you hadn’t emboldened me. Red is about to be mine again, but it has always been ours. Now we begin again. Red (my version) is out taylor.lnk.to/redtaylorsvers…

Moms constantly be texting like “I’m sure you remembered it’s (any given family member)’s birthday today………”

I asked my bf “how many guys do u think I could get to sleep with me if I just went up to them in a bar and said ‘Ooga booga’” and he said “at least four”

every restaurant in Chicago is a BAR AND GRILL 😤

Had a dream last night that I was SpongeBob and my bf was Patrick…gonna take years to unpack what this means

the most quintessential late stage capitalism experience is that part of the plane ride right before you take off where they play ads on the screen with loud audio you cannot control for the airline you’ve already paid at least $400 to. absolute torture

thinking about all the random idiots I haven’t seen in years who still have nudes of me on their phones (and make sure I know it) makes me feel like Rose in the Titanic <3

911: what’s your emergency Cancer: I can’t stop giving a fuck