my dog when i open a bag of cheese

just remembered i need to think about dinner, pick what i want to eat, cook it, AND THEN EAT IT. please stand by while i pass away x

I told him he can't eat the street lamp and now he has been sulking for 20 minutes

daytime text popped up when i tried to take a stupid pic of eleanor so it just looks like she's saying it out loud to me. yes eleanor sweetie thank you good morning

just remembered this is the case AGAIN. WHY DO PEOPLE EAT

birmingham has the worst public transport infrastructure of any major city. like yes lads! let’s have a bus stop for literally 10 different busses! so if even three of those buses arrive at the same time and you’re not capable of running your bus WILL drive off without you :)

naveen from pokemon za would follow me on twitter i reckon

found an old disposable camera i had initially written off due to it going through an airport x-ray. however some shots have been salvaged🫡

should i kill myself

idk how many tøp fans i got left on this page,,,,,, but i have spent the past 2 days making this for my friend

gonna go murder a pizza x

girls be like ‘my dog is my best friend’ and the ‘dog’ in question is literally just the hair you pull up when you clean your shower drain

if u want some perspective on my chronic illness, probably 4/7 days a week i manage to pull a muscle in my sleep

my favourite side quester npc so far in legends za is the lady that’s like ‘my audino is being mad needy can you beat the shit out of it pls’ LMAO

Ë̴̛̙͙̜̯̜̰̦̩͍̱̬̪̺̤̯́͆̇͂̽͋̈́̆̍̂̉̒͝͝s̸̞̞̪̠͇̦͂̓̅̓̑ͅp̵̛̛̱͆́̈́̊̌͝ư̶̡̖̖͔̩̬̝̮̱̙̄̄͋̈́̍̽̒͜r̷̮̞͈̺̗̎͛̑r̴̟̯̯̰̩̹͉̣̮̯̰͎̬̈́͒͆̈́̔ ̴̫͚̬̼͕̯̯̯̰̿̀̀͗͊͊̍͒͌͜s̶̳͚̦̰̃͒̇͑̓̋̇̃̑̊ė̸̡͕̦͙̱̲̞̹̜̳͔̳̖̝̒̈̊̊̅̂̌́̇̆̓̊ͅḛ̷̢̹͈͔͓͚͇̘̰͓̪̣̍̾͜s̵̠͐͗͆̔́̃͝ ̴̜͈̓͋̄̆͆͘̕y̶̧̦̠͈͖̪̆̈́̂͐ö̶̝̱̖̟͔̥̘́̿͒ͅụ̵̡̮̤̫̙͍̗̦͜͝ ̵̨̧̨̜͈͉̼̰̪̝̟͘ 👀

i feel so left out not being dressed up for halloween today wahhhgggg

deaf ass dog has decided to regain her hearing just to bark at the fireworks

weekly ‘i miss enter shikari’ tweet