Biden Announces He Has Secured Pinky Promise From Hamas Not To Use $100 Million For Terrorism buff.ly/3Q46ugv

Smoke Rises Over Capitol Indicating Congress Has Resumed Setting Taxpayers' Money On Fire buff.ly/3tPjyif

“In what I am sorry to say is an ironic development, Dr. Fauci has just told us he tested positive for COVID this morning,” NYT Washington bureau chief Elisabeth Bumiller emailed staff this morning. Fauci had an on-the-record lunch with the Washington bureau yesterday.

Capitol Trick-Or-Treater Dressed As Zelensky Receives $40 Billion In Candy buff.ly/3QDhrH6

Wow. This desire for Instagram white saviorism by an American woman billionaire really speaks to some internalized racism that should probably be deconstructed by a Karen over a dinner party for which you pay a couple thousand bucks, so you can decenter your centering of Taylor.

Congratulations on the award! Well-deserved.

A book club in California started on “Finnegans Wake,” the notoriously challenging James Joyce novel, in 1995. They finished it this October.

Who among us has not tried something similar. Let's cut him some slack.

These must also be “baseless conspiracy theories.”

Christmas at the White House under Biden vs Trump

Golf should not alienate its audience with the messy PGA Tour/LIV battle or fussy changes to the golf ball, writes columnist @JasonGay. It should focus on what it does best: making people miserable. wsj.com/sports/golf/li… via The Wall Street Journal

LMAO

Yes

Instagram removed this video of Joe Biden discussing the laws his very own son broke. They removed it with 5 seconds of it being posted. I know it’s embarrassing but come on. Let’s make this viral so folks actually can judge for themselves.

Would Nick Saban teach one of those Master Classes on going out at a respectable age and not clinging to a job until crypt-thirty? And could we give two candidates for president a gift subscription?

More made-up science. If you doubted it back then, you were ridiculed as anti-science, censored, silenced. Now it becomes clear: “trust the science” really means “obey authority.”

This is just brilliant. Bill Belichick is out as New England’s head coach, and a terse football legend is moving on. Sports columnist @JasonGay on the “Grumpy Lobster Boat Captain”’s legacy—and what may be next. wsj.com/sports/footbal… via The Wall Street Journal

If Gaetz fails, it would be hard for the Senate to reject a replacement nominee, who might have the same views on disrupting and perhaps politicizing the DOJ, but without the ex-congressman’s baggage on sexual allegations & inexperience. Is that Plan B? tinyurl.com/4htv22bk

Breaking … Following the Trump win, Gary Busey has moved to Europe.