"I'll have two number IXs, a number IX large, a number VI with extra ambrosia, a number Vill, two number XLVs, one with cheese, and a large goblet of wine."

It's always a pain when you get caught on a PTO shaft and spin for hours till someone finds you

He was so relatable man

Wtf

Lmao

Who wore it better

“Anakin, Elon Musk is evil!” “From my point of view being on Reddit is evil!” “Well then you are a nazi!!!”

>The war goes badly >Rumors of some insane warrior slaughtering whole armies >Tullius rocks up outside Windhelm >Storms the palace with Rikke who he’s clearly fucking >incelrage.mp3 >say some weeb shit about singing >awkward silence >get beheaded by the Dragonborn >still no pussy

Very nice drawing. Love it. Now, I’ll give it approximately 3-6 hours until the bUt ShE’s BeAuTiFuL aS sHe Is-mob descends on you. Good luck.

Hell Yeah

What a great idea, what could possibly go wrong

This is certainly one of the sentences of all time

Ah, yes, Spider-Man’s biggest nemesis: Landlords

Star sign for masochistic turboautists

I’m sure a movie that wraps filming before the script is even finished won’t have any problems whatsoever lmao

Blood for the Blood God

Just 40 septims? Damn.

Mark my words. By the end of the expansion, Silvermoon will be either an Alliance city, or completely destroyed.

Baby muzzle...