Listen! This is a great book by my pal. This will definitely be a re-read for me.

Last time I sewed, my wife sat next to me and cut all the threads when I said “cut.” This time she fed me bbq chips so I wouldn’t get my fabric dirty. I married well is what I’m saying

The wife: what are we doing for dinner? Me: let’s order a pizza since it’s Friday night! TW: it’s Thursday.

She’s asked me out and I was like “I can’t tonight I’m grounded”

I’ll be at Placer Pride today in Roseville! Come say hi. (Also this is the first time I’ve been awake at 7 am in YEARS and I think I deserve an award or a sticker or something) placerlgbtqcenter.org/placer-pride/

If you’re in No. Cal, I’ll be Sacramento Pride this weekend with Ashley Bartlett and some other friends signing books and giving away fun little things. Look for the Bold Strokes Books banner and come say hi!

I’m back baby!!! I’ll be at Sacramento Pride this weekend! Come say hi and buy my book and tell me my outfit is cute. (KC Richardson and Frederick Smith (he/him) will also probably have cute outfits)

My dad is dead and my wife is arguing about misogynoir and women’s basketball with her dad. Happy Father’s Day!

I’m so fascinated by generational differences. My gen z sister has a 14% response rate on text messages, 98% on phone calls, and 100% on FaceTime. Well, presumably on FT. I mean I’ve never voluntarily used it but I think she’d for sure pick it up

Join me, with Bold Strokes Books authors Clifford Mae Henderson & Ash Bartlett! Thurs, 7/18, 7pm Fabulosa Books 489 Castro St. San Francisco (Castro District) I’ll be discussing One and Done, a Black, Queer, Higher Ed, Bay Area romance. 📚🌈 #FabulosaBooks #CastroDistrict

So proud!

"Given how much mileage Taylor Swift got in the past out of her decision to speak out on politics, the idea that she will remain silent would seem to make her past speaking out, at a more convenient moment, appear cynical. It’d be regrettable if her engagement with the world of

My wife has started mansplaining things to men and it gives me unparalleled joy. The men do not feel the same

I just found out that my aunt did not, in fact, spontaneously ask about the new gold embellishments on my Viking beer helmet. She was COACHED to do so by my wife. The betrayal!

I’m at Sacramento Pride watching Meghan O’Brien scroll her phone while Angie Williams flirts with everyone walking by (to sell books). Perfect marriage. No notes.

Solidarity is our gay boy neighbor asking “do you guys have a WNBA game tonight?” when I ask if we’re having another round

“Your job is to be a dick” -Stacia Seaman

Signed the contract for book ten. Do I get a reward now?

This year instead of yelling to torture my in-laws I pushed a button on their microwave that makes a 10 sec musical tone at random every 20-30 seconds

Get yourself a mother-in-law who tells your wife she’ll drop by at 10 am “but let Ashley sleep in. She needs it.” And when she arrives and you’re in bed asks, “should I jump on Ashley?”