One of CBM’s roster assets (freshman) informed me he’s getting $5 Mil in the portal. #dominican

Classes? Cancelled. Day? Drinking. #itjustmeansmore

Softball team won in despite of me. #drunk

Fucking hate this twink. He can hear colors. #rapeauburnpike

Toe on the line like I’m KD #lank #expand

Heading home for the weekend. Does the PS5 make the trip? #LANK Barry

#expand

Fuck a bapple get the modelo negra up and moving #expand

$17 dollar airport meal? We can replace that production for half the price. #Moneyball

Boys, we’re gonna need a bigger key. #homefieldadvantage

I hope everyone who sees this has a peaceful and blessed Easter. Sincerely, Barry

Got absolutely hamboned at the bar last night then ate 3 packs of my buddy’s ramen while playing MLB the Show before I passed out on his couch. #WhyWePlay

These tax returns keep hitting I might be getting a brick soon #cbtm

God that body of yours is so fucking hot.

MLB The Show -> Chapter -> Wells -> MLB The Show. Any silly questions from the communist left?

So determined to finish the case I ripped 3 lines and stayed up till 7 AM. Woke up feeling like a terrible human.

I will now play MLB the Show while listening to grunge rock until failure.

Highlight reel from the other night.

Mimosa got me feeling #nicey

LMFAOOO SORRY ASS BAMA AND BITCH ASS RYAN WILLIAMS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭