Can I have a Savon Blanc?

Dear American Junkie American Junkie Chi, why does your #AmericanFlag have only 44 stars? #treason bit.ly/11lkaBH (cc:Barack Obama)

1: Do you not like your drink? 2: No. It's like too sweet or something. I think it's the garnish. 1: The mint...? 2: Yea, that's it!

1: Is this cocktail good... like is it sweet and dry? 2: Is that your way of asking me if it is balanced?

Can you make me something fun?

1: Make me something good! 2: Okay, Gemclear dealers choice it is.

Girl who orders a glass of Champagne and then complains when she gets the bill: "$18? I said I wanted the prosecco!"

Attention bar patrons: No, we do not want your $2 bills. Thanks.

1:Cucumber vodka soda. 2:I have cherry orange or pear. 1:How about raspberry? 2:Cherry orange pear. 1:Okay, berry! 2:Just those 3! 1:Berry!

What's the cheapest champagne you have?

No, $10 on $100 is not acceptable. Try again.

.Callooh Callay You won't tweet the winner of Worlds Best Hotel Bar? Interesting.

.Callooh Callay Yea, after you deleted the tweet where you said you said Sorry, and that you weren't going to tweet that one. Nice try.

1: Can you recommend one of your Bourbons? 2: Yea... Here's Buffalo Trace. Ones of my favorites. It came out like 2 or 3 years ago.

What do you mean you don't have prosecco?!

.Osteria Langhe Locally sourced Wine List? Hmm... Didn't know Chicago was doing enough w/ wine for a menu to be fully comprised of it.

Lesson no. 1 Mr #DonQ John Meisler When tasting rums against eachother, doesn't help your cause to taste Q next to #Bacardi or to bad mouth it.

Oh, is this your specialty cocktail? Let me guess... It has gentian liqueur in it.

This red bill vodka tastes like Johnnie Walker.

Come on, I can't listen to Jason Mraz when I'm trying to boogie.