There’s a point where I’m so stoned and poppered up that my dick can’t get hard and is super small. This really turns me on. I think my phone has heard me say, “Fuck I can’t even get hard,” before I cum because I’m getting ads for ED meds now. Anyway, here’s proof it still works

TUMMY TUESDAY! I’m being taught how to edge effectively right now and it’s proving to be an issue, as soon as I get close I have problems stopping and by the time I do there’s already a load shooting out my dick. Can’t say I’m not enjoying the lessons though.

HUMP DAY! Still getting used to lighting and angles in the new place so I figured why not take some test shots and see how it goes. I’m not usually a big fan of my ass and not to toot my own horn, but it’s definitely fuckable.

I'm fat, I have a cock, it's Friday. Fat Cock Friday! It's a work from home day and my roommate has left for the weekend which means I can be naked in the common area and stroke as much as I want. Gonna enjoy edging myself then blowing a load when my days done as a reward.

HUMP DAY! Way too tired to fuck around with light and angles today, so here you go. Get me stoned, popper me up, and then use me like a fleshlight. There are few things hotter to me than being fed weed and poppers, then held down and pounded until I'm begging to be bred.

Once more I’m fat, I have a cock, and it’s Friday. FAT COCK FRIDAY! My cock is leaking like fuck this morning, I’m so damn horny. Gonna have to find a gap somewhere in the day and stroke out a load.

The wonderful people at Friend of Dorothy Supplements sent me some gummies! I’ve been taking them for about a week and have already noticed an improvement in load size and intensity. They also taste amazing. I’m definitely a fan. LINK: friend-of-dorothy.co.uk/?utm_medium=af… Use code bert10 at checkout.

HUMP DAY! I’ve been edging at my desk for hours and I’m feral. I wanna feel hands gripping my hips, holding me still while I’m absolutely pounded and used like a fleshlight. Railing me until I’m pushing back on it, unable to stop fucking myself with it while I beg to get bred.

THICK THURSDAY! No idea what’s going on with my sex drive but I am going feral lately. Literally so horny I cannot for the life of me focus on work. Even stroking my dick doesn’t help calm me down. I just want to spend the day in bed edging my dick until I can’t take it anymore.

TUMMY TUESDAY! Still a little tired but I am unbelievably horny this morning. I’ve already been slowly edging for a couple of hours. Could definitely use a mouth or a hand to watch my dick disappear in and take me over the edge. I’m so ready for someone to make me cum.

I'm fat. I have a cock. It's Friday. Fat cock Friday. This is a slightly older pic because I've thrown my back out and cannot move much, which means no new pics and no stroking. I'm using edibles to help and they make me horny too. Send nudes for me to jerk off to once I'm better

HUMP DAY! Friend of Dorothy Supplements have very graciously sent me their BOTTOM supplements, which I’ve been seeing all over my feed for awhile and I’m so glad to finally have them and be able to try them out. LINK: friend-of-dorothy.co.uk/?utm_medium=af… Use code bert10 at checkout.

Still recovering from a back injury but unbelievable horny. Come play with my soft little dick while I lay here and get stoned. I’ll let you decide what you wanna do with it.

HUMP DAY! Go ahead, slide on in and use me like a fuck toy until you’re done breeding me. Make me beg for your load.

A hot Daddy is telling me how small my cock is next to his and it’s making me rock fucking hard. Developing new kinks is fun.

It’s been awhile since I made a Dad video and HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. I don’t know what combination of weed and poppers I hit but it was just right. I don’t remember the last time I came this hard, it felt so good it surprised the fuck out of me and I just kept cumming. Fuck.