Word of the Day: “Grimalkin”

Ken Branagh's at it again. I feel a bit weird about this one actually. youtube.com/watch?v=1I5cKm…

Christopherrrr~ *lobs a badly-wrapped present at Kit Marlowe*

Happy new year! There was lots of Christmas ale left, so... er... well, now there isn't. 'Scuse me. *falls over*

Word of the Day: “Mermaid”

*sits as close to the fire as possible without setting his breeches alight* Kit Marlowe

👀👀👀

*adds to extensive euphemism list*

*throws a snowball at Kit Marlowe*

I wrote about those in Romeo and Juliet and I have precisely zero regrets about it.

Word(s) of the Day: “Stewed Prunes”

Happy birthday Kit Marlowe! I've written a short poem for the occasion: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art ridiculously hot, and I go all pink and useless when you're there.

I've met a few girls like that in London.

It's my birthday! ...and also my deathday, but we don't talk about that.

One of mine 👀

it me

"What up I'm George I'm 54 and I never fuckin learned how to read"

I'd love to defend myself here but I spend too much time in Southwark alehouses to be even slightly convincing.

Word(s) of the Day: “Poperine Pear”

Tom Nashe strikes again