"Why do you think I wear red, comrade?" 🎅

Christmas is depressing

I’ve decided my “dream D&D group” is now The Muppets. I want to DM the muppets playing D&D/TTRPG of choice. I want Miss Piggy to get mad at me for rolling a Crit against her. I want Kermit to bust out a lil’ bardic ditty when he uses Bardic Inspo. I want Gonzo to cast Fireball.

HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD SO KEEP IT SECRET, KEEP IT SAFE

ever since i was a little kid i knew i would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia

there is an anime about this

the only day of the year you can retweet this 🎄

We wish you a Nuremberg, and an appropriate sentence. 🎅

I worry that your enjoyment of art is becoming secondary to tracking and charting your consumption of that art for many of you

we’re all gonna fucking die

its something i will forever mourn. and now its literally destroying the entire economy and our world lol

Monster Hunter lore vs gameplay

flushing with the toilet lid open

I live in a completely different universe than you people because these little interactions are what life is all about, forming connections with ur community is beautiful, if you didn’t feel shame around food and eating you’d see that better

Empathy is worked out like a muscle when you read fiction, because all those characters’ internal monologues teach you how other people think. You don’t get that level of information with other media formats. The decline in readership is part of why we’re in an empathy shortage.

can the american pope run for president while he's the pope