jane (@barbedcatpenis) 's Twitter Profile
jane

@barbedcatpenis

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calendar_today16-09-2020 12:04:39

669 Tweet

67 Followers

142 Following

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rang in the new year by passing out after being in the hot tub too long, at the exact same time as my friend (who bonked his head and got a concussion), in front of our other 2 friends who were peaking on shrooms

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im pretty sure ive met the person i want to spend the rest of my life with and i cant post this on main bc my friends will go “oh there goes jane on her bullshit again” but this feels different and safer and easier than anythings felt before and he is wonderful and im happy 🤢

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lmao at me slowly losing the followers i got when virtual instinct retweeted my dad thread when they realize im just a normie with a burner account

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the anxiety and circumspection around saying “i love you” for the first time feels like a modern thing, a symptom of how neurotic our approach to relationships has gotten. if youre fucking raw and sharing your deepest thoughts what is the hangup with just saying how you feel

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for years people have been telling me im not gonna find my person in alabama, hes in atlanta or nashville or new orleans or maybe not in the south. he was 40 miles away in bumfuck nowhere alabama this whole time

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i had never experienced sex with a partner as a spiritual act when i made this tweet. fucking stupid how much your life can change in 2 months

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it took falling in love to realize ive been ~mindful~ of my feelings rather than feeling them! for years! maybe since i first started meditating! weeping for joy and awe, feeling into this love that feels too big for my body

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i spent last year as a travel piano teacher working with kids in one of the richest suburbs in the south. i had two 5-6 year olds who Could Not Read. both had stay at home moms. these women just… sat around in their lululemons and didnt read to their children