don't get me wrong, i love my addoptive mom, but i really wish she wouldn't light a fag just to let it burn on the side, not even smoking it 8 times outta 10. had to live with that all my life and it only smells worse. bloody hate it

Here's a funny story: Got an ice-cream cup and a small, wafer spoon. Started eating the ice-cream along with the spoon. FOUR (4) bites in (about half the spoon) i realised it wasn't wafer... it was wood This happened several months ago. I'll never forget.

legally speaking, a group of people could sue the sun for damages. can't wait for more heatwaves ;-;

dude, if memes generated money for the people originally in them or voicing them... holy shit, some of these fuckers would be the richest flesh creatures on this space circle

that funny moment when you're hanging with someone new for the first time, trying to coverup the fact your personality is as interesting as soggy cardboard with activities but the vibe was chill and you're way overcompensating... fuck me, man... love hindsight

i could never have a god complex. a complex would mean i'm not actually better than everyone (which i am~)

a friend changed his bio to "sdiybt <3" and i congratulated him, thinking he finally got a partner and put their username in bio. turns out it just means "start diggin in yo butt, twin"

a massive pet peeve of mine is when D2 players call "power" "light" instead. light was a term used for the same feature in the worse game (d1) power is the actual term for the *POWER* system in D2. light only refers to D1 stuff, power only refers to D2 stuff. don't mix them.

the uk is fucked. and the "people" fetishising the situation, wanting it to spread, wanting a world where women and children are SAed and murdered DAILY are WAYYYYY beyond fucked in the head. you know who you are.

Went to a few cold steel worlds on vrc and uhh... i wanna replay them again... In my defence, rean is cool and valimar is a kickass mech (plus i really love the bromance between rean and crow~)

I had an idea for a gimmick account 8 years ago that just aggressively motivates people. "FUCKING LOVE YOURSELF, CUNT!" "I HOPE YOUR FUCKING DAY WAS AMAZING YOU ASSHOLE!" Stuff like that. But uhh... anxiety won lol, so if it already exists, it ain't me

man, if the govenment wants access to our DMs, they better flash us theirs. none of that exemption shit, they gotta be as exposed as we are. you don't wear clothes to a nude beach. you don't get privacy if we don't.

time is such a joke... shit that feels like it was only, like, 3 or 4 years ago was apparently 7 years ago... i met my 3 closest friends 7 years ago... man...

i'm not a car or bike guy, but i'd be lying if i said i didn't want the black trike from the black rock shooter game. that shit's so cool. though looking into it, it would be expensive and a pain in the ass to actually mod a bike to look like it, so alass, one more dream dies

Watched gamescom earlier and had an actual fit over bo7. Like, 3 is a sequel to 2. Makes sense, IW existed, 4 didn't have a campaign, cold war rebooted the series, 6... exists and then 7 is either before or after 3... THIS IS WORSE THAN THE ZELDA TIMELINE

here's my sonic CrossWorlds OST | DJ Mix ratings 1st: radical highway 2nd: dragon road 3rd: market street (rooftop run) 4th: sweet mountain 5th: galactic parade 998th: apotos i'm definitly not biased towards faster/heavier songs/remixes. nope. not me~

dude, i need a buff woman to kick me in the dick, tell me to get my shit together, then kiss me on the cheek... yes, it's one of those nights

a few weeks ago, we got some new carpets in the bedrooms. the dog has only pissed on the carpet in my mom's bedroom... twice... he didn't piss on mine. i think he just doesn't like pink...

I wish i had some more clips to show how (un)interesting and (un)funny i am, but destiny is drier than the average woman around me

just heared the ost for the Digital Circuit track... HOLY SHIT. easily my favourite out of all of em i've heard so far. (yes, i'm late to this one) (for those that haven't heared it yet. do it youtube.com/watch?v=Ys31vk… )