If people could put the energy they spent getting Friends back on Netflix into making moves on climate change that'd be great.

With the #Raptors about to hit the global stage, I’m going to share a story about what makes Toronto, and Canada, so special. It’s about a guy you’re going to be seeing a whole lot of. A Thread. [Hint: It's about racism, sports, and why you'll end up cheering for 🍁]

u unfollow me because u r afraid of falling in love with me i know

I have now been to two places over the last few days that have spelled my name with a ph EVEN THOUGH I SPELLED IT OUT FOR THEM USING MY MOUTH WITH AN EXTRA EMPHASIS ON THE F. Like srsly? Go phuck yourselves.

hahaha 😀 true!

So it turns out Tim Hortons hires bigots to work their phone lines. They were offensive enough for me to make like my 4th tweet ever. I'm excited for their complaints line to open in the morning.

I'm #dreamingofalushxmas so hard. Literally. I fell asleep in the tub surrounded by glitter. Lush is the best!

"I'm going to start eating cleaner and buy things with fewer ingredients" She said as she loaded the 12 pack of KD into the trunk of her car

Please retweet & use #BeKindToElephants, and for everyone who does, we’ll make a donation to The David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust. @DSWT

He's talking about penises right? x.com/realDonaldTrum…

A guy just mansplained to me about how I got off the elevator on the wrong floor. Umm, no homedog, I live here. #Mansplain #Mansplaining #yeahoksoivewalkedofftheelevatorlookingatmyphonebeforewhatsyourpoint

Fuck I need a Poptart.