I'll just have it with chips, thanks.

Having a garden day with a 6 y/o is beyond hard work. Always on the go. Always wants to be playing some sort of game. JUST LET ME FUCKING CHILL.

Soundgarden (and also, arguably, the best)

I think someone may have also pointed at Skegness

Manchester today with my lad. Football museum, a bit of crazy golf, probably twist my arm to go Rudy's too. Wholesome Sunday.

6 years old and raising him as a Utd fan. This is the Premier League trophy, son. They *may* win it again by the time you make me a Grandad.

Sick of pics and videos not working on here. Sort it Elon Musk, you big twat.

Bob Penis Penis Penis

Looking at the Glastonbury line-up. Don't think I would be desperate to see a lot of it if I were there. However, a bulletproof hour from Weezer and then Deftones not long after would be lovely stuff.

If I was a known paedophile on the run (I'm not), I would simply not get involved in a pretend wedding ceremony to a 9-year-old... dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

President Trump on Israel and Iran: "We basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing."

I don't think I've heard a president or a person of major power swear before. I quite like it. More of this, please.

If you're heading to watch Chris Brown tonight, have a word with yourself. His music is shit and he's a horrible cunt. Thanks for reading.

Might have the Trump speech as my alarm call tomorrow.

When you’re given a pint in the wrong glass

#nowplaying Don Broco - Automatic

It's rare that I watch a film in one sitting these days. On one at the minute, and this is the fourth time I've returned to it. Mental, but life is tiring.