i love when men call me mean, thank you bitch

Slayeddddd

“You’re drunk you can barely walk” Yeah that’s why I’m gonna drive home retard

I want a man so beefy Taco Bell tries to put him on their signature menu

Not to get political but the best sex I’ve ever had was with a man who was 5’9

Morena Baccarin photographed by Hunter & Gatti for GQ Mexico (2016)

Men with devil horns on their snap bitmojis stay back 🤺🤺🤺

½ introvert, ½ with the shit

The post realization embarrassment is insane

The parasites in me want to day drink

"when can i see you?" when i post on my story and u view it, tf

ㅤ

u wanted me to see the loser in you, i see it!

big fan of this michelob display with a steering wheel

When you’re consistent people tend to take you for granted

"the worst she can say is no" her:

why they named a whole aisle after me wtf thats weird