Ashley pretending she’s not with Josh so Love Hotel can feel like a legit dating show 🙄 #RHOP

That conversation between Carl (with his bad eyeliner) and lemur chick makes me cringe to my core #SummerHouse

Lexi, Imrul is the wrong man to be putting on your shit list #SummerHouse

Jax sounding like Mickey Mouse while talking to Cruz #TheValley

Sometimes Michelle talks like she just learned how to speak yesterday #TheValley

Lexi expected these women that she just met to know how she was feeling without saying anything to them is WILD #SummerHouse

I knew Aaron reminded me of someone #THEVALLEY

Little ace cheesin’ like he got to join his brother’s team #LoveIslandUSA

Stephanie just wants to redo this house because she doesn’t want to live somewhere where she used to be an assistant/mistress #RHOM

Janet and Jason probably defend J*x so much because they were both doing that “Adderall and Pilates” life together #THEVALLEY

Are we going to brush over that Jason said he struggles everyday with alcohol? Sounds like he’s projecting onto Danny #THEVALLEY

Hilary Baldwin having a ballroom dance background is not being talked about enough #DWTS

I miss the peace of week 1 where Carrie Anne didn’t ramble for half the judging #DWTS

Why not use the song Whitney danced to in the hospital with her sick baby? Her actual viral moment #DWTS

Saying guilt-free kissing implies there was guilty kissing. All while getting mad that Paige wasn’t ready for an engagement #SouthernCharm

Whitney is a very good dancer but the obvious favoritism she and Mark get from the judges makes it hard to root for them #DWTS

Can we use this as Kym’s audition tape to replace CAI next season? #DWTS

I need someone in the #DWTS audience to confirm what that person yelled at CAI

I need Amanda to do a full State of the Union telling us: •Does she get half of LoverBoy •Is she quitting LoverBoy •Who gets the dogs •Has Jesse Solomon hit on her yet The people need answers #SummerHouse