Goddamn, but Donald Trump is a moron.

Any time you mute the stupid subreddit, you also have to block the user who managed to be popular enough to get their shit on the front page. Legit, most of them have hundreds of thousands of posts, so that’ll stop most of the new stupid shit from serving your eyes that garbage.

Enough people fall for the text message job offer scam that they’re hitting my inbox now. You can see how it might work. An idiot clicks the link or calls the 11-digit number? That same idiot will gladly give out their SSN. Something a legit job needs for tax purposes.

The smart Republican stooges gutted the FDA so they could put lead into the baby food and raise a new crop of idiot Republican stooges to maintain their reign of terror forever.

The Wheel of Time series was doomed to fail the moment they strayed from the core character trait of the Emond’s Fielders. None of them would’ve had the gumption for any of it without all that stubborn prudishness. AS THE MOTHERFUCKING PROPHECIES FORETOLD.

HBO should have taken the helm of a WoT series instead of ASOIAF. At least the Wheel of Time got a written ending.

Oh no, I’ve been added to a group chat.

All of my disposable income is going to go straight to this puppy. And she goddamned deserves it. When she’s not being a Gremlin.

Wow, Zoom is stupid. Like, unintelligent. I signed up, then I signed in, and the first thing they did was warn me that someone signed in like I hadn’t just fucking set up the goddamned fucking account. Fucking idiotic.

The Christian missionaries out there really need to take their manipulating white devil asses out of wherever they are. Don’t come back here, though. Just go straight to Heaven. That’s the only place you’re welcome.

Do dogs understand consequences? Because this one must not. You tell me you want to go out and lead me on the most halting run up and down the neighborhood streets and take nearly an hour to poop? At 9:48pm? We’ll see if she stays past tomorrow.

Joining a Russian church because it’s “masculine” is all well and good, except Christianity is stupid, the Christians are brainwashed stooges trying to kill everyone, and the Russians will ship you to Ukraine without a visa. Imagine being that stupid.

Growing up in the South, being forced to go to a church where the other kids were told to hate you by their parents, and actually doing the homework and learning about Christianity is how I know a majority of the Christians are evil fucks who don’t care about Christ’s teachings.

If this DOJ is involved in an arrest, you can assume the charges are bullshit. They’re just trying to murder another innocent.

Be pretty groovy if they just launched all the nukes already and stopped pussyfooting around this whole mutually-assured destruction song and dance. Those cowards won’t do it. They’d lose all their money. They don’t care about anything else.

If you’re a black or brown person, you need to be very careful. They don’t need a reason to arrest you anymore, and this DOJ is halting all their investigations into police departments. So the cops might just kill you for no reason. With no consequences. Even more so than before.

All the young men are incels, but all the young women are internet sluts? Can anyone even explain how that could’ve happened?

The US government failed a long time ago. With the lifetime appointment ruling class holding up the presidential recount until it was too late, they destroyed the will of the people. Each and every one of them what did it are traitors, and the punishment for treason is death.

Don’t worry about China taking the lead in the global economy and other forms of soft power. The US partnered with Russia will be able to finish making the planet unlivable without anyone else’s assistance.

Science states that people who don’t hate their jobs are more productive in the workplace than people who don’t want to be there at all because of shitty conditions. It’s good that they did this study. Maybe the next Democrat in office will take the results and ignore them, too.