Shouldn't have bothered him He locked himself in the shower again

JP's out on the balcony again 😟

Gerald Alan Prescott for World's Dumbest Demon

C'mon y'all at least give the tiny Norwegian a fighting chance

JP just texted me his mugshot. I'm printing it out and putting it on the fridge

Fuck off, Pinkie

J.P. showed up at my house just to sit in my driveway and blare John Denver out of his eyesore of a car. Fucker

[Text to: Christopher Nevermore ] <Hey love. Roger asked me to message you. He lost his phone??> <He also randomly showed up on my doorstep with a cow, so. There's that> <He says hello>

J.P. finally got his camper out of my yard. About damn time

Chris woke me up bc it's a Jerry roast session? I'm not Asian but I have a bad left leg so...

Miss Liesley is very determined with the dog pictures. Power to you, ma'am.

Jun you owe me one

Jun just texted me that JP is being ridiculous I'm sorry yall

JP is in my front lawn loudly singing In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida and it's. Embarrassing? He's stupid drunk too. It's 6 in the afternoon

JP is in my kitchen making breakfast and he's singing Cover of the Rolling Stone very loudly. I'm not letting him sleep on the couch ever again

JP fell out of the hayloft the other day. Is he doing okay? He hasn't said shit to me since he went home that night