out for a walk just now i said hi to a cute dachshund who let me pet him a few times before he suddenly snapped and started barking at me. as i was walking away i could hear his owner scolding him "pookie, why did you do that!? that was a friend!"

back in my city 2 phones getting hard to reach

u can literally attain anything u want in this world if u want it bad enough. the brain is literally programmed that way

limited work and screen time to 3 hours a day and productivity went up +500% favoured by God protected by Angels feared by Demons this message is brought to you by stop doomscrolling today

bae can we get married in Mumbai

bro running and jogging is the gayest form of cardio my knees are all fked up rn preylike behavior too

just swam like 7 laps when the weather was at 30 degrees im like if micheal phelps was a chinese boy

the seconds to minutes u spend contemplating does not heat up the pool by a single celcius it only gets warmer when u dive headfirst lesson in there

There’s always money in the cheese wheel

full court press these days if the stars dont align we take

bro said 💪

Miles this has to be my favorite

I actually use AI the perfect amount. Anyone who uses it less than me is a hopeless Luddite destined for the underclass, anyone who uses it more than me is mindlessly degrading their literacy and erudition.

Not interested in a book where the title poses a question that is so easily answered. I would do the cocaine. Next question.

BREAKING NEWS Little Punch stood up for himself against the monkey that had been bullying him.

Rachel what happened to this guy

bro literally does contentslopp for a living

Ryan Gosling "It's not your job to save cinema. It's mine."

truly the goat

Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.