i thought the condom i used worked until i started shitting with the door open and watching tv while standing up

bad morning evil twitter

type of shit you see after you a mention a certain yellow condiment

my heavy ass could not work at the feather factory

i respond slow not because i have aura but because im really scared of everyone

sniff your finger.,, if it smells like poop or shit,, you been diggin in yo buh again 💯

im not arguing with a fat boy !!! let me rub your bellay

the average person has 1 breast

they call me 007 0 hobbies im actually skilled at 0 goals I've been working towards for more than a month 7 unfinished projects i started this week

just saw someone say "elite ball knowledge" to a 9+10 reference

me listening to vaporwave then jazz dnb then rap

this fox is literally :>

shut up stoopid

omg bruh

ok so here's the catch

antimalware service executable

is this aura or just being irresponsible

me watching the sunset: well you dont see that everyday

you can tell how much someone fw you by the amount o's they put at the end of their "lmfaoooo" do you see what im getting at here

mfs with trypophobia when they go golfing and they realize there's 18 of those damn things