he did that before it was cool

the only reason I’m still making friends is so that I have better chances of winning giveaways

YOU ARE A CINEMA I COULD WATCH YOU 4EVAAAA

Im excited for fall but I don’t wanna put these legs away ya know?

Everything is a life lesson except for dying

Me saying "but hey, things happen" after telling the most traumatic event of my life

Im good on it babe, I don’t need new friends, I’m GOOD on it

I honestly don’t understand hangxiety, I was the life of the party but I’m still embarrassed for some reason

they just don’t make parody movies like this anymore

The scary movie franchise is top tier

Ugh I wanna do drugs right now

Why is daily spelled like that

There is something to be said of being the main character in your own life, and other people are the main characters of their life, but they don’t get the satisfaction of being in your life

Die hard is the best Christmas movie ever

you’ve gotta be kidding me

why do boys make girls cry

I hope I’m stoned during the apocalypse

Do y’all actually like the people you’re marrying

I can feel my mind going sad when you’re here