I am so tired. Like I just am not functioning without a nap these days. On service next week/weekend which bodes ill for me 😞

The early 00s are back and I am WAITING to for the resurgence of layered polo shirts + popped collars

We like the moon

Because it’s close to us

I don't know when I first heard the phrase 'water off a duck's ass'

Most of the time, I try to be a duck

But sometimes, I am a goose. The water slides off me but I am still chaotic, angry, and vengeful

Honestly having a migraine come on literally the minute I start my period is too much. Day over, I give up.

My migraine prodrome is always phonophobia (which continues during the actual migraine) and god it is hell with young kids and a puppy in the house

The number of Reddit posts wherein owners of male dogs/cats post concern about their animals having “bumps” only to discover that their pets have nipples is… concerning.

Maybe shelters need to be proactive? “Hi my name is Geoffrey, these are my 8 nipples, please take me home”

Walkies accomplished.

I am in such a reading slump these days. I burned through all of faerie smut in the last year and a half and now I think I have a hole in my brain. What’s the last book you gave five stars?

Fellowship is weird and stressful, like being in between bra sizes

Asking my 5 yo anything is like trying to get an answer from a sphinx.

“Did you bring your water bottle home from school?”
5: “I have before one time”

“Did you finish your dinner?”
5: “Sometimes”

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

When it's 5 am on Monday morning and your kid's ADHD is really ADHDing 🙃

Last night at bedtime 7 and I looked at the structure of alveoli and compared them to fish gills! Training a little future pulmonologist 🥰

Waiting for someone to draw a Richard Scarry-esque illustration of a Cybertruck getting run off the road in Busytown by the Yogurtmobile

Pack lunch for school, 7 doesn’t eat it. OK, eat school lunch then! Doesn’t eat school lunch. OK, pack lunch according to his requests. Doesn’t eat packed lunch. Back to school lunch. Doesn’t eat it. Never-ending cycle 😭

(NB: vent, not seeking advice thanks!)