innocent people: h- Michael Myers:

Just remember, these are elected officials and our tax dollars are being used for this

Fact: Wild otters clean, scrub & exfoliate their skin daily...It feels good & gives them a healthy glow. 😂x.com/naturevid/stat…

Screaming

my best friend: *exists* me:

PUPPY WAS HAVING A BAD DREAM AND LOOK WHAT ITS SISTER DID I AM CRYING MY EYES OUT

“ Me and yo dawwwwtaaah” lmao wtf is this ? 😭

Kris Jenner rn because Khloe didn't follow the script and now she's getting hate instead of Tristan and Jordyn

Me when I go to someone’s house for the first time and they have a pet:

I found the best video on the internet

the cut from the girls freaking out to the boys just chilling will always be cinematic gold

Me listening to alien music after I get them out of Area 51

Jesse what the fuck

Things currently in danger - same sex marriage - legal access to safe abortion - preexisting conditions being covered by insurance - being able to stay on your parents insurance until you’re 26 - birth control being covered by insurance