Unc doesn’t have PTSD he has nostalgia

Those are rookie numbers. You gotta bump those up!

As soon as I become a manager 😂😂

Dewalt vs Kobalt drill battle. Why is this so entertaining??

You may want to listen to this.

Some classic Marine Corps diplomacy 🇺🇸😎 #USMC #BenelliM4 #MarineCorps #GWOT #12ga #iraq #diplomacy

Me and the boys:

“Nothing beats an Epstein Holiday.” 😭

a villain was born that day 😭

Woman suing the IRS so she can claim her dog 🐕

The quiet part OUT LOUD!

"There's plenty of fish in the sea" Me:

2026 is 3% complete.

When the nukes hit NYC I hope I get like 4 seconds minimum to hit the groupchat with “lmfaooo no way”

A lesson for humanity. 🙌🙏🫶👇

Imagine it's 1986 Chernobyl, you are doing your 2 minute shifts by throwing graphite from the top of the roof, and your buddy is like:

RIP Zelenogorsk father to over 35 manuls gone at age 16 (manuls usually live 6-8 years in the wild) a titan among animools