The guy in 34C keeps sneezing and a lady in 28C keeps saying ‘bless you’. Texas is different. 😅

Why do airlines sell the exit row as a premium seat with free alcohol if you have a responsibility to operate the exits in an emergency? 🤔

I must have made this for some reason but I cannot remember why. But I need to share it before I delete it. #SonicTheHotDog

Me and a group of fellow inmates stopped at a great diner the night before the event began. Great food, cool atmosphere. A perfect last meal before incarceration!

Inmate Greywolf about to give someone a real bad day.. fuck I look like serious business in this pic. 📸: BigRingBootman

Admittedly proud of this from a rant to KeyBank - “Chances are good that once I’ve unraveled this mess I’ll go back to US Bank. They don’t treat me like a valued customer but at least they don’t treat me like a convict.”

The UPS trucks having a loud, piercing beeper connected to their hazard lights makes them the most obnoxious vehicle to park in our apartment complex. 15-20 minutes of.. "BEEP..BEEP..BEEP..BEEP..BEEP..BEEP..BEEP"

Yeah, lead poisoning.

And we wonder why people are pissed about healthcare.. thanks CVS.

tired&sleepy You may be deciding between insulin and groceries while the CEOs decide between Paris or Barcelona, but at least that one trans girl in your state can’t play badminton anymore 👍

The security at Showbox Presents tonight was kind of ridiculous. I haven’t even had to take my belt off at the airport in a decade, and I’ve never had anyone ask me to take my collar off. WTF

I’m gonna add this emoji to my mute list because whenever I see it it’s always followed by some dumbass shit.

Malort: I had worse in prison.™️

A confusing first for the new year - someone porch pirated our Ridwell bags.

Fifty dollars for a whisky and coke, Seattle Theatre Group? This drink better get me fucking blasted.

‘Sorry we missed you’ of course you bloody missed me UPS your driver stood on the porch literally two seconds!

When you realize Greystar charges you $15 a month for using the water heater that’s in your apartment that you already pay for the electric for.. fucking hell the nickle and diming never stops with these guys.

Alaska Air customer service in Florida is like ‘Here’s an announcement: fuck you, get on the plane. Don’t ask me for shit.’

Alaska Air announcement 2: “We’re late. Get the fuck on the plane as quick as possible. Because we’re late I’m gonna make you repack your shit if you brought too much shit. That will definitely not slow us down at all. Fuck you.”

Look, you can SEE the liberation! 😂