When you feel like fooling, just remember you are someone’s role model okay?

The last one is an aspirant yahoo boy

It's not o but wait till a secondary school student call you his younger brother Ó ma chock e

"1, 2, ready g..." No. 3: What about me? "Ok. 1, 2, 3, ready g..." No. 4: Me nko? "*Sighs* 1, 2, 3, 4, ready g..." No. 5: *Clears throat loudly* The thing here is that, in life, if you try to include everyone in your plans, you may end up achieving nothing finally 🌝

It's a sad day in Lagos Island as a 3 storey building collapsed this morning. I urge Lagosians close to General Hospital Lagos to assist by coming to the pathologic dept to donate blood voluntarily to help the wounded. I just did. Thank you as you help save a life

The sad thing is this #lagostoibadan hashtag wouldn't make us help missing cases trend on twitter again or rather reduce the attention we give to missing cases on here! Very sad! Please We are still looking for Akin!!! #HelpUsFindAkin Twitter please!!!!!!

The day I had the #WorstBeatingOfMyLife was the day i stabbed school for PS 2

I'm very sure people can swim Atlantic ocean for dicktations #LagosToIbadan

Me: You are silly Parrot: You are silly Me: Oh wow Parrot: Oh wow Me: Stop that! Parrot: Stop that! Me: ......I'm very stupid Parrot: I agree

Fuck SARS! Trigger happy when they see niggas with cars You can't lock me behind bars for my bars Imma speak up, I no go enter your pickup You people's brain no dey function Kola was shot at Onipetesi junction Killing us like animals Treating us like criminals Fuckers! #ENDSARS

From Akure #EndSARs #EndSACs #EndSaks #ReformPoliceNG sit out rally.

So y'all are even harassing the worldbest brother shaggi I give up😢 #Endsars