mf always trying to look up a black woman’s shirt

I just tested positive for syphilis

We all have that one friend we go to the mall with😂😂😂😂

Gay people do not know how to drive

I wanna be a model. Twitter do ur thing!

rubbed coconut oil into my bald dogs head and he got an erectiom

Same

“1000 followers isn’t a lot” imagine if 1000 big back gorillas tried to jump you cus you look like a giant banana and they’re all trynna get a taste

Just stepped on my moms toe on accident and she started crying. This is prob what it feels like to be Aretha Franklin

Rip💔

Boston is Atlanta for Irish people. Everyome built like a potato here

Just opened for cupcakke the queen

Zara would be proud

I hate wasians, us full asians are the superior race

Oral thrush sounds like a cool drink from the 90s that got discontinued way too soon

Bro I wish my dog did this for me. Mine must be stupid or something :/

Dinner with my ugly fat slut daughter

Exactly what Mary j said not to do but ok