The older I get the more I align with the "soybeans are a noxious weed" folks. #harvest24

Some of my favorite harvest games include: 1. Who can use the CB as little as possible (because hand signals are more effective) and 2. Who can be the last one to turn on equipment lights each night. #harvest24

Got to watch out on the late planted beans, they are some of wettest beans harvested this year. .... just broke above 9.0% 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️#harvest24 #soybeans #noxiousweeds

Every one needs a new Daisy BB gun

Highly recommend watching M*A*S*H from beginning to end.

MIL- "hey, plug in that Jerusalem thing" Awkward pause Wife - "Um, you mean the nativity scene that was in Bethlehem?" Christmas memories being made tonight lol

Is it time to get long orange juice?

Shocker it gets cold in January

What would you be happy to net per acre on your farm in the 2025 growing season?

Hello #AgTwitter, we need your insights! To the best of your recollection, when did glyphosate-resistant #waterhemp first become noticeable in the fields you manage? Please "reply" or direct message me with: County, State, and Year (e.g., Dane County, WI, 2014). We aim to use

When did Valentine's day or any of these candy holidays become such an elaborate deal in grade school? It's not just a piece of candy anymore, it's candy and a toy and it's all about the "special" bag/box. It is nuts.

April 26th and waterhemp emerging in cracks of the concrete. Should be a fun year

Can we slap some more tariffs on Canada for all this smoke?

Well, hwy 20 in NW Iowa looks very Iowa-ey, besides some weedy bean fields. Shocker. Probably 400 bpa corn and 100 bpa beans already in the bin lol

Can we drop some F-bombs about spending and national debt now too? That would really get the people excited.

Every time I hear that Tim Mcgraw song about how he spent $48 at the county fair, I can't help but think about inflation.

Less than 24 hours later and I remember why I left my voicemail not set up for years. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

hey Grok in 24 hours pick someone randomly who liked and retweeted this post to win a coffee mug ☕

Instead of calling it "Tassle Wrap", I'm calling it "Condom Corn".

There's alot of life lessons to unpack in a Jason Boland & The Stragglers album. Highly recommend listening more than a couple times. With each year older and each listen, more wisdom appears to ones ears.