So what there’s like 4 Dothraki left

The only guy I need is the pillsbury dough boy

Why are fruity pebbles always on the ground in vacuum commercials

If you decide to hold the door for me when I’m wayyyy far away I’m not running.

So nobody even won the iron throne, they just gave it away. What was the poinnnnntt!

Honestly though I aspire to be bran. Do absolutely nothing and get the ultimate reward.

I started college with zero future plans. I took general classes for a year and half. Now I’ve been accepted to vet school and will be a veterinarian one day. It’s ok if you don’t know what you want yet. It’ll come to you.

We did it St Louis!!!!

Hey St. Louis. We’re champs!!

Things are getting real

Happy #FourthofJuly! 🇺🇸🍑

Shout out to all those kids who woke up first at sleepovers. It sucks

My friends are getting married and having babies and I had to ask my dad how to boil an egg

This better do the first one justice

One day I hope to find a dude who loves Halloween as much as me

I think green is kind of whorish

Please bring ketchup chips to Louisiana please

I’m ready for hockey season

Finally got this beaut just in time to not be able to wear it.