geistmeister If you look remotely like this my dms are open

let's just move to mars already and tariff the earth

Frasier Payne I voted for this and I’m proud of it

アナキスト - (The Anarchist) Weaponised henpecking

You’re about to be replaced by someone with far more syllables in their name. Somehow, in the midst of massive layoffs, Microsoft has still applied for thousands of H-1B visas.

This creator (lildog_mars on IG) also makes music videos. "Tariff Up, Tariff Down" is kinda 🔥

>feeling depressed >what is the point? >book appointment with the NHS death panel on the NHS kill yourself app >ask the death panel panelists “am I a good candidate for the NHS suicide pod?” >“of course” >“kill yourself” >“abeg fit go ded ooo” >they take me to the NHS suicide pod

Christa was special.

What it feels like posting random slop thoughts.

Learned new terms to use on Facebook Marketplace: MCM, brutalist, library table, barrister bookshelf, live edge, denmark.

Bag chaser 🧌 Raphousetv (RHTV) Her lack of crumb awareness is a red flag. Not even the most expensive Viva paper towels with the perforation in thirds can keep that in check. Spreading crumbs the same way she’ll rack up debt and problems.

First time encountering an interviewee using AI in real time with a stolen identity.

The Quirk Chungi never stood a chance.