Let’s eat a 6” sub from subway, while waiting in line for something at 23rd st. body piercing.

Does the same person paint every burrito truck?

An old couple saluting someone in a camo shirt.

If I died and went to hell I’d be right back in this wal-greens.

You don’t have to play today’s top hits in the Uber so loud. It’s just me.

Swiss is the cool ranch Doritos of the cheese world.

I accidentally left a case of onions in my car. Im fucking trippin.

Good celery hits different. 🎋

Blasting bjork while a little league team washes my car.

Where tha Lowe’s at?

Waiting in line at Walgreens

A vegetarian restaurant called Veggie Lover Supreme.

The biggest cup of tea you could imagine.

Wow

Them blaring Mr. Roboto at the bank is the 4th weirdest thing that’s happened to me today.

I watched Matrix 4 on my phone. Just as they intended it.

The Chemical Brothers Karamazov.

Watching my son simulate car wrecks just to call in a toy ambulance has been crazy.