Finally the criminal justice system gets something right.

The worst one yet. That well known first name 'Gimmie Some of that Marge' 😒

Bet my neighbours love my 5 year olds renditions of Disney songs in the garden for hours on end. Her nursery teacher said years back "That girl lives in a musical" and now the 2 year old is following suit

On to Rocky 4. This is the height of flamboyance back then.... Yet I still can't say I have a TV by my swimming pool

Starting to think there is a sensor on my chair to tell my kids when I've sat down. 5 seconds after my arse hits the cushion they want something

By now, his 'Lifelike Blowjob Master Fuckatron 4000' is in absolute bits.

Well yeah, do you know how hard it is to open a can of coke without a decent nail?

Hi guys, does anybody know a decent local cobbler? I need my best shoes re-velcroed

Finally go to start up Cyberpunk then it starts downloading a load of patches and "Vulkan shades" whatever the fuck that is 🙄