✨ Ear Ringing & Spiritually ✨ Ringing in your right ear: Encouragement & Support Guidance Validation Clarity New Opportunity coming Ringing in your left ear: Follow intuition Emotional Awareness Be alert Someone gossiping/bad mouthing you Do✨YOU✨experience ear ringing?

Yanna Thee Astrologer 🩷 it’s always the synastry that talks 👏

Is it not that deep or do you not have the depth for the conversation?

I love that everybody automatically knows that Mars-Moon synastry means it’s on and poppin in the bedroom LMAOOOOO

Moon-Mars synastry in a nutshell:

I also love how comfortable my clients are with me. I was doing a synastry reading and saw they had these both ways and was just like, “through the mattress friend?” And we both started screaming and laughing

THEM FAWKING TAURUS

Haitians and it’s not up for debate. That fucking diri djon djon????? Oh my God.

i'm ready for chloe & halle to put that x between their names again

Sometimes synastry that everyone may run from works for others because they’re familiar with that energy due to their own charts. Where most people may run from 8H synastry someone w Scorpio or 8H placements may enjoy it.

issa lid for every jar!

OMFG a hungry Taurus is the worst person to ever be around. Shove a fuckin spoon-full of food and yall mouth and wait for yall to be yourselves again.

Sun sign synastry is bullshit and I will Forever yell this.

Libra & 7H Mercuries & thinking about others before thinking of yourself or making decisions based off of how others may feel while putting what you really want on the back burner. Cancer and 4H Mercuries does this too but as it pertains to family or their mom.

The way it’s only straight men who approach me with this level of fucking entitlement…. I don’t know who the fuck yall think you’re talking to but I am NOT the one.

“Mars isn’t sex” Okay well it’s definitely passion. Now shit the fuck up talking to me. Damn.

I had a client who said that she met a man who was determined to have a baby with her. Like all he talked about was them having a family. Most of his placements were in her 4th and 5th house….

If you need it real and raw you need to book my girl. Always accurate, always said with realness but love. Love her and her gifts!

This lady on TikTok is in her 3rd trimester and was craving Fondue dip from Pappadeaux but there isn’t one in her city… Her husband flew from Kansas City to Dallas get her damn fondue dip… There’s no way I could ever fucking settle.