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@avantnard

cowboy. “chaotic”. he/him. priv @halcyonbernard

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i would have never thought “side character from the office” is dating “the girl you see on instagram reels sometimes” could cause so much discourse

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april recap: 1. found my best friend dead in his apartment 2. had to delay grad school graduation 3. stress fracture in my left shin 4. and today a tree branch fell on my car generationally bad month for me

april recap:

1. found my best friend dead in his apartment 
2. had to delay grad school graduation 
3. stress fracture in my left shin 
4. and today a tree branch fell on my car 

generationally bad month for me
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it’s supposed to rain in the morning before our backyard darty tomorrow so we’re mowing the lawn at 11 pm on a friday with a flashlight

it’s supposed to rain in the morning before our backyard darty tomorrow so we’re mowing the lawn at 11 pm on a friday with a flashlight
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we cooked a bunch of hotdogs at the party this weekend and have tons leftover so i’ve spent the last 36 hours doing my best joey chestnut impression