The secret to life is that there is no secret.

In the province of the mind, what one believes to be true either is true or becomes true.

The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.

Death is feared as birth is forgotten.

Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

Be good and you will be lonesome.

Not to be able to bear poverty is a shameful thing, but not to know how to chase it away by work is a more shameful thing yet.

It's like d??j? vu all over again.

The best performance improvement is the transition from the nonworking state to the working state.

People do not resist change -- they resist being changed.

Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat.

Watch the traffic, the light will never hit you.

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.

Vote early and vote often.

I am only serious about 20% of the time; one of the great joys of my life is the fact that I alone know when that is.

I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it.

I have long considered it one of God's greatest mercies that the future is hidden from us. If it were not, life would surely be unbearable.

My mind is made up, don't confuse me with the facts!

Welcome thy neighbor into thy fallout shelter. He'll come in handy if you run out of food.

What the public wants is the image of passion, not passion itself.