If Barron joins a frat at NYU and his pledge name isn't Muad'Dib we'll be very disappointed.

Barron at NYU: "Father, I am learning their ways. Trump University will rise again."

Barron is such a stud, look, he already found his Indian CEO.

Just like that, Big Censorship won.

To think that Pavel wanting to bang an Eastern European Fed pretending to be a "crypto coach" resulted in private chats on Telegram no longer being private -- what a timeline.

If you guys want to reach us from now on just go to your local park, find a pigeon that looks like they're on the spectrum, write "To: Autism" on the message you want to send, tie it to their leg, and they'll find us.

🚨 John McAfee warns of the lack of privacy and uselessness of encryption (Signal, Protonmail, etc.)

Seems appropriate to retweet.

Uncle Ted was right. We must return to monke.

Hot Take: Christianity is just the newest Russell Brand pivot, and he will continue pivoting to whatever the newest hot market is. People will say "He had to go on a long path to get here," but very conveniently each of those paths ended with monetization until the well dried.

Is Signal is the last app left with the perception of privacy? Telegram has fallen, Meta products are compromised, pigeons are too high maintenance. The thing is, most people don’t even care. “Why do we need privacy? We’re not doing anything bad.” Then one day, they’re in prison.

The CIA trying to intercept our pigeons at the park.

The year is 2030. I spoke to someone on the street. I was immediately arrested for using an encrypted peer to peer communication platform.

The older we get, the more we appreciate that some of the books they forced people to read as kids actually slapped. Forcing kids to read Brave New World, 1984, Fahrenheit 451, Lord of the Flies, or any other iteration of overreaching government/the evil of man was based AF.

Random Poll: Was the world better and/or more fulfilling when there was no internet and an individual could "re-invent" themselves as many times as it took for them to find the identity that suited them best, without being burdened by their past? Obviously (as with anything)