enjoy <3 open.spotify.com/album/0pgkOdDG…

I’ve started listening to my podcasts at 2x speed so I can consume the absolute most amount of podcasts in a day this is 26

My Starbucks barista in the drive thru just called me homie. Is this how u make new friends at 26? Ily Starbucks guy

so last night i fell asleep with a piece of gum in my mouth. how im alive and breathing this morning, couldn’t tell ya. 0/10 would recommend.

I’ll tell ya what if there’s something I’m good it, it’s nursing the same cup of coffee all day long.

“gg bb xx” - our new album - out september 3, 2021. and fiiinnneee we’ll drop 2 new songs in like 60 hours. LOVE YA!!!! - thisislany.com

Jay Sean and Lil Wayne did NOT have to go that hard on their hit 2009 single “Down.” Yet we were still blessed.

hey so is it possible to only have a gluten sensitivity to bagels? Asking for a friend who’s stomach literally always reacts poorly to bagels but not really poorly to other things with gluten in them? - Sent via Toilet Twitter

make shy guy a playable character u cowards!!!!

The replies to this are truly ✨comical✨

Let him host Jeopardy you cowards

In theaters only. 9.23.22

So ur telling me. That there are people. Who just, sit???? Still???? Like ur not non stop bouncing ur legs up and down???? Don’t u get bored sitting still or

This weekend I was humbled by my roommates being reminded that me turning 27 in one week officially puts me in my LATE twenties. Help.

U should not be required to attend any form of meeting, both in person or virtual, before 12 pm. It’s absolutely criminal that I am awake, attending a meeting at 8 am, from my bedroom.

yo Interstellar 2 looks wild

do u ever leave work and drive all the way home only to realize that your wallet fell out of ur pockets at ur desk so you have to drive all the way back to work only to have to drive all the way back home again only to-

Harry’s House. May 20th.

Simply cannot believe that we’re getting HS3 tonight

so I’m getting married this weekend??? Insane