Top gun 2: they make them exactly like they used to

when you try and make breakfast, lunch, and snacks before your 2-year old wakes up

@pricetessa ooo that's some good lookin pie and a good lookin lady. Next time we're doin the pie shake.

@jbmeltz Don't question me or my baby self Julia. I don't know if you can see that wagon but that is a radio flyer, the maybach of wagons.

@pricetessa you've finally captured action shots of my attack. I look like the nicest bully ever #windy #attractivecamerawoman #ballandchain

Whoever designed street parking in sf deserves the opposite of a Nobel prize. There are 6 real spots in the city, the rest are clever traps.

Walkin the dish with @pricetessa and goin to an 80's cover band. Palo alto is like pleasantville but in color

@pricetessa were we overdressed? Yes. Were we the best dancers there?Probably. Should we start our own 90's cover band and call it Hero? Yup

#tbt #easter #pastel Did my parents shop exclusively at Mr. Rogers outlets? Why wasn't I focused on the performance?

coolest sounding criminal offense? racketeering. #easycall #maybeasportmaybewhatpiratesdo

@pricetessa you know what would be better than flowers? A full body sweater. Next time baby.

@pricetessa Scooby liked you a little too much. Maybe next time we make a run for it with the dog. #pupsonpupsonpups

Babysat last night with @pricetessa. Spider-Man suit kid playin doctor, he's got to narrow down a profession.

Big Sur with @pricetessa. The ocean/waterfalls were good and all but look at that pancake. Thanks for pointing

@pricetessa youtube.com/watch?v=0_1Ezc… HARDCORE PARKOUR! I would say my moves are elite. You can't teach that.

In Paris with @pricetessa and it turns out its not that hard to exactly replicate the Mona Lisa.

@pricetessa you're a hufflepuff

@SGW_Hill29 LizzardPrincess You both watch yourself. I run these mean streets with an iron cane.

@pricetessa You better hurry back. These bad tv shows won't watch themselves.

#SuperBowl so boring we tried to see how many cheeseits we could put on Charlie