A client just brought me a watermelon as a gift and I have to say they might be my new favorite people

Kim Kardashian’s #SNL monologue was so funny. Queen of comedy. 👑

The words, “why don’t you eat some of those busted nuts” just came out of my mouth…. Excuse me while I just pass way now

BREAKING: Kyle Rittenhouse acquitted on all charges in shooting that killed two people and injured a third. nbcnews.to/3nxFnx9

A jury handed down a guilty verdict Wednesday for all three white men involved in the killing of 25-year-old Ahmaud Arbery. The jurors had been deliberating since Tuesday on the charges against Travis McMichael, Gregory McMichael, and William ‘Roddie’ Bryan Jr.

42,000,000 views in a day 😮 I remember when I’d be excited if a video broke 10 views lmao. I’m literally living the life 13 year old me would dream of every night and I’m super grateful ❤️❤️

I got a fish in a white elephant gift exchange….. so any advice would be nice

Betty White has died at age 99. tmz.com/2021/12/31/bet…

Stranger things has been out for less than a week, if I get it fucking spoiled for me, imma shit a brick! Don’t post spoilers, I will find you #StrangerThings4

rt if you love boobs but not in a misogynistic way

you have to be a whole other level of gay and religiously traumatized to recognize this location

When you click on the #TrumpArrest hashtag but dont see Trump getting areested

that abbott elementary season finale left me feeling happy and sad at the same time… it was so good. the angst was delicious

early results are in!

So Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a flunkie goes "Deport!" and Elon goes "Impeach!" And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.