"poa" (cool), I replied whilst concentrating on locking my door. Never even turned to face him as I greated him back

Bt the wife was not fooled. She couldn't buy that greetings crap. And so she erupted.

"You whore I have been watching you closely, you moved here so you could follow my husband from the workplace and be near him..you think everyone is a fool, you whore" she erupted in Swahili.

She was so loud, neighbors in the flat all came out. Was trying to maintain my calm. I didn't even know the name of the guy leave alone where he worked.

Husband tried to intervin, acting shocked at how his wife would throw such accusations. He looked embarrassed, I was just there staring at the neighbors, motionless, as if I didn't give a fuck.

Wife started explaining how the husband always leave the house immediately when I leave, and how we send codes through banging of the door. And how she knows we normally head for a lodging to fuck before going to work.

The neighbors had had enough and they too started hurling insults at the guy and lecturing him on how to respect his wife and how I might give the family HIV/AIDs.

I had heard enough, it was my time to respond. Respond I did, and with a thud

"Am not a woman as you think, and am not interested in your husband" I responded, lifting my skirt up, lowering my pants and displaying my majestic 6 nch penis and two heathy testicles

You could have heard a pin drop on that corridor.

Squeezed myself out of the corridor and off to work..only the sounds of "whaaaaat" followed me. Can't wait to get home in the evening and find out what my good neighbors concluded, and whether the cute guy will continue flirting with me.

Talk of respecting African traditions: --Girls should be circumsized as a right of passage. --Young girls should be married off to old men in exchange of bride price. Sounds stupid, right? Same case u sound when you say LGBTQ community is against African traditions. #Repeal162

Someone please explain to me in a layman language. When a man has sex with another man not in public but in their own bedroom, how does that affect you? Why should it be termed as a crime? Why regulate what two consenting adults do in bed? #Repeal162 #LGBTQ #LouisOtienoStory

Where in the Constitution is this order of nature defined? Are blowjobs, cunningulus, penis withdrawals, using condoms to trap sperms, kissing; are they orders of nature? #repeal162 #LGBTQ East African Court of Justice #DroughtNiReal #TwendeNaivasha

English can be a bit tricky for us africans. My neighbor in in the first floor in an apartment where I live once told the landlord."please tell the guy who sleeps on top of me to stop playing loud music at night" referring to a guy on the second floor. #ConfessionsFromANeighbor

Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world, it is ten times more effective than Valium.

In 2009, Nigerian police arrested a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Everyone has three lives: a public life, a private life, and a secret life

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