“A house is a house, and no, you can never forget, but you can walk away.” -@PemiAguda

talk to me in french. talk to me in spanish. talk to me in your own made up language.

my dear friend & one of my favorite writers, Cherry Lou Sy—LOVE CAN’T FEED YOU—out now, is coming out with her delicious debut, LOVE CAN’T FEED YOU, on 10/8. preorder now! 💕💕💕

My book is coming out next week!!!!

“anywhere can be a home, as long as it feeds you.” -sam sax

an unfortunate nickname but also great inspiration for a queer short story about cake? 👀👀

a real man only needs one tentacle and not eight.

they forgot that inside that icon there’s still a young girl from texas.

you can trace the start of the decline of american literary realism to the moment your dad became a filthy slut.

now there is an issue that has recently come to my attention that we need to discuss right now. is that OK with you, honey? are you ready? you! are you ready? are you ready? are you ready? your makeup might need work but i love you anyway. 💕💕💕

i know everybody is wondering, especially since I haven’t talked about it in a while, and it’s been a huge topic of discussion amongst social circles across the globe, but rest assured, i can now confirm, with absolute certainty, that i am a flamingo.

please remember to put your man on a leash.

SHOULD WE DO A LITTLE KEY? SHOULD WE HAVE A LITTLE LINE? SHOULD WE HAVE A LITTLE LIME?! A KEY LIME, IF YOU WILL.

some of the most beautiful women in the world have gigantic penises.

someone called to offer my elderly mom a trip with ted cruz. now she may not always recall what city she’s in or who’s the president BUT this is a woman who dislikes people esp men & was raised on old school catholic penitence. she scoffs at vacations. TED, KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE.

Let me be very clear about something. A lot of you white liberals are just as responsible for the state of our country as Trump supporters.

Now, there is an issue that has recently come to my attention that we need to discuss right now. Is that okay with you, honey? Are you ready? You! Are you ready? (OK.) Are you ready? Your tr*mpster relatives will suck bags of cocks in hell.

RIP Nevaeh Crain people.com/texas-teen-suf…?

they never think the leopards are going to eat their face.