My little sausage x

I admit to being scatty, lively, highly strung or whatever. Don't think I'm 'mental.' *runs off to find something to chew - and shake a bit*

I'm a Barbour Girl, in a Barbour Wor..er.. erld... *dances about* *barks* *runs round the kitchen*

@rigmorole @RevRichardColes I am entirely unpersuaded by 100 fat cats. You may draw you own conclusions. #Votes #Votes #VotesForDoggies

Tomorrow my novel is out in paperback ("Laugh-out-loud!" - The Times). RT for chance to win one of 3 copies! Alan. amazon.co.uk/Alan-Stoob-Hun…

I am still here! *wags tail at humandogs everywhere*

The U.S. Women just got paid 4x *LESS* to win the World Cup than the U.S. Men did to lose in the Round of 16. Seriously! #USA #3stars

Pre-season..? *old fashioned look* *thought I may enter* #TripeDog2016 x.com/Schweizermag/s…

And then there's #TripeDog2015

After what I've been through, the least I deserve is a diamond collar for #Christmas!

I am simply retweeting this for the benefit of *all* humandogs. x.com/ashbox68/statu…

*stares at H* x.com/SciencePorn/st…

I'm still here.

*it's a big op for a little girl dog isn't it* *worried face*

Mingin' x.com/RevRichardCole…

And I'm still as cute and gorgeous. x.com/RevRichardCole…

Obviously a must-watch on True North... if you can. x.com/truenorthtv/st…