when i was younger and all the shows was like “broccoli?? yuck!” i kept my mouth shut

Ocean spray be pimping that fucking cranberry out

Hater alert

i don’t play about my nonverbal time

so far 2025 feels like being awake during surgery

Does anybody know that video on tik tok of that girls boyfriend in her robe singing karaoke to The Weekend by SZA and he messes the words up and she’s gassing him up? I’ve been looking for WEEEEEKS. Pls. I need it. It makes me cackle.

“It’s their job to clean up”

We used to be a proper country

What level of divinity is this?

That Diddy verdict don’t even make sense lol how you not guilty of sex trafficking but guilty of prostitution transportation??

Can we call situationships "affairs" again it sounds more adult and less desperate

my period ragebaits me everytime n i fall for it everysingle time

I had extreme social anxiety when I was in my teens and early twenties. It was so bad at one point I couldn’t leave the house. I realized one day that I was letting my life pass me by and I say this with the utmost compassion you guys are trapping yourselves in your diagnoses.

Genuinely how do you stop doing this

Man shut the hell up

i love how unforgiving soy sauce is. cus u know immediately when you did too much with her

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing and never letting that horse rest in peace