Not two weeks? 😉

I did not have sexual relations with that man.

BREAKING: Michigan will play Western Michigan in Germany in 2026. Werde Blau! 〽️

I’ll be in Barcelona during our first game this year, so this could become a European tradition if I go to Frankfurt next year? 😉

😂😂😂

Drop a GIF of your college football team below

I feel seen. 😅

What does this mean?? Go Blue!

Is this the new “bet”? 😂

My neighborhood is under a tsunami watch! 😬🌊🌊🌊 Tsunami advisory issued for California coastal areas following 8.8 magnitude earthquake near Russia 10news.com/news/local-new…

Relatable. 😅 Cutwater, a San Diego-based distillery, produces delicious canned cocktails that pack a mighty punch into each can. Drinking a can is like drinking three cocktails. One and done, baby! 🥴🥳

“Mr. Brightside” before the song became popular with Michigan fans. 🤗

Guess which pizza I liked best last night? The Detroit style!

So, where and how does one watch an American college football game on the 30th in Spain at 1:30 AM their time? Asking for a friend. 😅 Go Blue!

Can’t touch this! 🔨🔨🔨 〽️〽️〽️〽️〽️〽️

An “insider,” not a ball knower.

My new home decor. I was expecting I would need a hammer, but the Ohio State field was surprisingly soft. #goblue #hammer

Me to all the haters who said the hammer was coming and we were going to lose all of our recruits

I’m in Spain, and I just heard through the grapevine about how soft OSU is by the fact that they banned Portnoy from their stadium. Wtf! I don’t know they’re THAT soft! Lol! On brand. Fck Ohio. Viva the Wolverines forever! Cheers from Mallorca island! 🥂🏝️ Go Blue!! 〽️ PS: I’m