15 years on Twitter. My account is almost old enough to start driving.

There are some extremely ugly alternate uniforms in the NFL.

We've got CM Punk on the broadcast! #TusksUp

JJ Watt, man of the people ✊🏼

Booing JJ is low. It's not like he chose to leave. #TusksUp

The OT winner! #TusksUp

"Guys, you've been winning too many games. Walker, we're going to need you to get surgery." #TankNote

This court is a crime against humanity

I'm listening to Cold War Kids' entire discography for the first time. Their album "Mine Is Yours" is very good.

THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!!! 🌐 JOHN CENA IS A GRAND SLAM CHAMPION!

I got my wife to play Disney Lorcana with me tonight 🥲

The new grand slam champion!!! John Cena rules! 🥹😭

#TusksUp

I love that Wooly Bully is our victory song haha 🎶🤘🏼🦣🤘🏼🎶 #TusksUp

Heading to my first Utah Mammoth game of the season tonight! #TusksUp

Guenther with the 5 on 3 goal 🫡 #TusksUp

Well, that was a crappy way to lose.

Instagram: "So-and-so posted a thread you might enjoy." Me: "I doubt it."

Save us, Y2J

What year is it?? #WWERaw