An update, I still have absolutely no idea what to do and I may be going insane I'm going into an adhd denial loop

Airing out the new tent for picnic out in front of the parents gaff, odds are looking very good for my da to say any of the following: -That's a fine big tent -How many does that fit? -I don't think it will fit that many -Have you enough tent pegs -You'd want a ground sheet

Jesus Christ, I love a good extension chord. That's what the men and women fought for on that fateful day in 1916, so you can enjoy multiple appliances instead of the oppressive double pinned mains plugs. So you could have a choice. Ar dheis Dé go raibh a n-anamacha.

I could be wrong here, but I believe "Emotional Availability" is an old, old wooden ship from the civil war era

Haven't brought my headphones into work and now I may actually be on the slippery slope to insanity How am I going to ignore people now

I have now decided I want a raccoon as a pet

The cookies I'm getting are taking the piss with my baldness, they're trying to make me look like Bane from Batman

Someone PLEASE knock Paul McGinley out so I don't have to listen to his commentary Mother of fucking God he has absolutely nothing to add bar saying how great Europe are and wants to be Mcilroy's friend

God damn it I would watch Anthony Bourdain documentaries in a maximum security prison for the rest of my life and be the happiest man alive

I'm getting great joy out of all the AI memes about famous dead people wrestling what killed them in the WWE arena Hits different when Steve Irwin does a 12 to 6 on a stingray in a money in the bank match I thank god every day for how simple and easily distracted my brain is

I'm so hungover I just got vertigo sitting down on a toilet

Can shep the dog posthumously run for president of Ireland?

Never read a book drunk so those who have please tell me: Do you read a book in your drunk voice or your normal voice?